Well folks, you leave comments telling me my kid is adorable and guess what you get? More Biscuit!
I know I've mentioned before that one thing I'm reasonably anal about is Biscuit's diet. My obsession with her eating balanced meals is made infinitely easier by the fact that the kid will usually eat pretty much anything that isn't a potato. While sitting high on my horse earlier this week I decided to run a very scientific experiment about food preference. I figured it would be evidence of my incredible parenting that my child loves asparagus and other nutritious fare.
To conduct said experiment, instead of my usual technique of giving all veggies followed by carbs then dairy and a fruit dessert, I laid out a multitude of delicious food offerings on her tray. Clockwise from left: oranges, bran and fruit muffin, egg and chard frittata thing, asparagus, cheese, turkey, cottage cheese, water. Kind of random but it's what we had on hand.

I sat her down and prepared to document her consumption.
And she started with.....the water.

Followed closely by large forkfuls of the cottage cheese

She could not be stopped with the cottage cheese and ultimately resorted to eating it with her hands so as not to miss a single curd. But before that:

Next she tried a micro bite of the delicious muffin my sister in law made
And then she realized, hey, there's an orange here. I love oranges. I throw fits to get oranges.
With the oranges neatly dispatched, back to the water

You still with me? Because I find Biscuit's food preferences absolutely riveting but I imagine I'm pretty much alone in this. Except maybe my mom. Hi, mom. Did you figure out the computer with dad in India and all?
But anyway, with her thirst quenched, the muffin tossed aside in disgust, and the cottage cheese removed for safety she went for the cheese slice. Apparently she has inherited my distaste for Swiss cheese.
Since the cheese sucked she went back for a closer look at the tasty muffin.

I guess she wanted to know what was inside

Things started to go downhill fast. She was fussing and smearing food and threw her water. Notice the untouched eggs (typically one of her absolute favorites) and the lonely asparagus. After some convincing, she ate most of the turkey slices

And then I gave up. I didn't know at the time but I don't think she's feeling great and it turns out she's been off all week. A few teeth coming in, an upset tummy and a heck of a lot of whining and not eating. What excellent timing to become a food photojournalist. Consider me off my toddler eating habits high horse.