Tall, cheap and lazy (but not necessarily in that order)

Lazy: Haven't taken the dry cleaning in for weeks
Tall: About 5'9'' (but still the shortest in my family)
Cheap: Recently purchased new (pants) suit on clearance at Ross
Cheap/Lazy: Have never found looked for a tailor in my neighborhood
Lazy: Have never learned to actually do my own tailoring

Problem: I have to wear a suit to a meeting tomorrow
Second Problem: I didn't really think about this until 10 p.m. tonight

Nobody look at my pants under the table.

Comments

[Sonja]

I've gone to a conference with pants that weren't hemmed at all.