A few Oscar quotes because every time I don't post these I forget them and then regret it.
him: "when I die I'm going to be in the grocery store"
him: rubbing his chest and ribs. "in the store, with the meat"
me: "you think you're going to be made into ribs people eat? You won't. We don't eat people?"
him: "why not?"
him: in an amazed tone "mom! Actually there are three ways to die!"
me: "ok, what is the third way?"
me: "uh ok, what are the first two ways?"
him: "guns. And swords."
me: "well, obviously"
him: "actually, anything sharp. Like nails. And helicopter blades. And knives."
me: ...nothing. (didn't want to start a list ;)
While riding in the car he let me know he was enjoying his snack. I gave him an "ok" sign over my shoulder. A few minutes later.
him: "mom, what does "F" mean?"
me: "huh, what does "F" mean? F is a letter. It doesn't mean anything."
him: "then why did you tell me "F"?"
me: "oh! sorry! I was saying ok. But that is also letter F in sign language"
who knew that he actually remembered the sign language alphabet?!